Are you kidding me?

So... I go to renew my driver's license yesterday... Guy tells me it's been blocked by PA. I'm thinking this has got to be a mistake - I've never had any dui's, speeding tickets - anything in PA. I call the number they give me and the guy on the other end puts me on hold. Apparently, after an UNDERAGE DRINKING citation was given to me in 1993 at Three Rivers Stadium, you're license is automatically suspended for 3 months - but the term doesn't start until you send back your license. I never received notice of this so didn't follow that procedure. Unbelievably - 17 years later - they still want me to serve the suspension.

I'm absolutely out of my mind livid... 17 years - really?

I'm 37 years old with 3 kids. I have a full-time job and drive 180 miles every other weekend to see my kids...

I'm going to lose my fucking mind...